YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
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