Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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