I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
