he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
The squirrels are partying on my roof again. Now they're just rubbing it in that I'm home alone on a Saturday night and they're having orgies.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
Randomize
