SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
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