Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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