so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
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