those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
I wish they made helmets for livers.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
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We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
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got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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