He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
i think i have two assholes
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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