Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
The guy in the room next to me just offered to hide the next dose of morphine he will get for his broken leg under his tongue and then swap it with me in exchange for a roll of the good toilet paper my parent brought for me last they visited. The psych ward is a lot more hardcore than I thought.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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