why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
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