I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
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One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
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Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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