I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
I'm hiding in my office refusing to turn the light on holding puke down stealing and shoveling down the meeting snacks and regretting my poor life choices. goldfish crackers are like crack to me right now. how is your day?
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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