The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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