ya dads aren't the best wingmen
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
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