Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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