hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
This show inspires me to have sex in space
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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