Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
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