Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
I smell like Dick and happiness
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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