just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
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I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
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If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
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