You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
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This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
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Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
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