sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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