She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
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Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
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Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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