HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
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