i'm returning your mother's day gift to finance my alcoholism over the next week.
What did we do last night that was yellow?
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
I got inside last night via doggy door
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
