Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
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We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
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Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
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