I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
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Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
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Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
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