i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
Hahahahahahhajahahahahajajjajahjahahajahahajajahahahajjajajahahjajajajajahahahajjjajajaahhahhahahahahahahahaha dominos taxi
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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