let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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