is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
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Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
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I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
Also, apparently I'm only coherent when I'm drunk sexting. And then I'm grammatically perfect and impressively eloquent.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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