Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
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