This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
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Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
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When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
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