You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
Randomize
