Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
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