then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
Dignity is for republicans.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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