David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
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