When my options for Friday night are being a 3rd wheel or bringing a gay man as my date i need to focus on other things in life like having a successful career.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
I would fuck him just for his dog
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
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