So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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