So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
did i just pee glitter
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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