I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
Enjoy the penises
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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