absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
I just ate a cockroach and I want to be a fire truck.
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
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can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
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The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
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