Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
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Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
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preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
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