Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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