He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
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There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
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I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
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