Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
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Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
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College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
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