I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
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