It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
Randomize
