did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
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