i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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