This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
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