its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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