"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
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Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
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Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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