He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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