You really coming over, don't trick.
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
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