Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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