it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
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He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
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I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
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