I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
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