Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
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