My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
there is puke in my bra ... again
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