did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
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